Sunday, September 6, 2009

Life

2-7
parents take you to weddings but not funerals.
why?
they want to show you to their friends and they do not want to expose you to death .

7-14
parents take you to weddings and funerals
why?
they don't know what to do with you and they think you are old enough to deal with death.

14-18
parents take you to weddings and funerals
why?
they do not know what else to do with you because they cannot leave you home alone

18-22
parents take you to weddings and funerals
why?
they want you to browse the market (yes at both weddings and funerals)

23-30
you go to weddings and funerals
why?
because you want to (the search) and because close friends start losing relations.

31-40
you go to weddings and funerals
why?
for the very same reasons set out above

40 -60
you go to weddings and funerals
why?
because your kids are getting married and you friends are dying.

60 - 80
you go to weddings and funerals
why?
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7 comments:

  1. 60 - 80
    why?
    because your grandchildren are getting married,or there's this one black sheep family member who is now getting married and funerals because your homies are kicking the bucket, or its ur funeral n u kinda obviously have to be present unless u died of AIDS or crushed by a truck.

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  2. You really ain't just watching.
    You are connecting the dots.
    That, I like.

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  3. yep, i should think so too shels. life is sundae of weddings and funerals with bars of engagements and waffers or outdoorings and sprinkles of graduations (everybody loves sprinkles :))

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  4. 40-60, saddest phase
    60-80, it's either your funeral....or you're too old and bored to do anything else :D
    True observations...beautiful

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  5. u eh..u jus like food...for one thing ur blog is 'KFC' hehe, and u're talking about sundaes and waffers and sprinkles...o gosh!

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  6. Because if you don't go to others', nobody would come to yours!

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